ME: I’m really stressed.
THEM: Well, let’s try to find a way to fix that.
ME: Um, great.
THEM: How about we find things that relax you and you can take some time to do those things?
ME: Relax? When? I don’t have time. That’s why I’m stressed.
THEM: Well how about you go for a jog, like wake up really early before work?
ME: And leave my kids alone?
THEM: Oh. Well, how about you take up a musical instrument?
ME: I bought a piano last year. Now it serves as a table for the Xbox.
THEM: How about knitting?
ME: Nah, that’s too neutered and makes me feel old.
THEM: How about meditation?
ME: Can my 7-year-old do it with me?
THEM: Maybe you should stick with wine.
ME: Yeah, I think that’s my best bet.